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gregor. ([personal profile] verminous) wrote2024-02-24 02:32 pm

harley [spacecoast]

there are two kinds of 35 year old people
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[personal profile] messy 2024-02-25 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah!! it's safe to assume the hyena is always here. harley isn't going to abandon her son in a spaceship full of strangers. that's irresponsible pet ownership.

she stops with the hyena, and immediately spots the bug in his vest pocket.]


Oh, shit. You're actually keeping the cockroach as a pet?
Edited 2024-02-25 17:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] messy 2024-02-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, I guess if there was ever a reason to not show a bug the good ol' newspaper...

[HELP. THE LITTLE LEGGY WAVING. she rolls her eyes.]

Sheesh, settle down. You get to be the Neil Armstrong of cockroaches.
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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-01 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, first man on the moon?

[well. first human, in any case. she squints at the roach.]

Oh, right. These guys are supposed to be tough enough to survive a nuclear explosion, huh?