verminous | dion [spacecoast]

dion [spacecoast]

bahamut man take me by the hand

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-oh! Oh, all right. H-hang on.

[pulling a fake flower out of a vase and handing it to him.]

Here. Use this for a pointer, I don't think your whole mouth's gonna be very accurate.

[ eats it ]

[ OH GOD HIS GOAT INSTINCTS GOT THE BETTER OF HIM STARTS CHOKING ]

[HE NEVER THOUGHT HE'D HAVE TO GIVE THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER TO A GOAT BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING]

Try and-- try and cough-!

[ coughs goatly ]

[is it actually getting the flower out does he have to stick his hand in a goat mouth]

[ stick it in gregor ]

[cautiously shoving his hand in dion's fucking goat mouth to try to pull out the flower he tried to EAT]

[ blarghghghghg

it comes out ]

...I'm gonna go wash my hand.

[ lays down

goat depression ]

[lays down next to him

roach depression]

[anyway, later, after throné has left them to suffer.]

... well. At least it worked.

... For better or worse.

[ he's emotionally exhausted ]

Admittedly not an experience I ever expected to have.

Believe me, neither did I.

...sorry 'bout that. I really didn't expect that can to do anything.

It's quite alright, you meant no harm and it was not done on purpose.

Though I was rather irritated at first.

You were an animal, I think it's... pretty reasonable to be irritated about that.

I am glad at least, that you did not follow Sir Lucien's advice.

Hey, now, even a guy like me knows when not to kill a goat first and ask questions later.

"Even" a guy like you?

We run into a lot of situations where that's the answer.

... Just killing things?

More or less. And I was a soldier a while back, on top of that.

[he has

a lot of experience with this.]

[ help ]

I've been in the military myself all my life, but I would not say all problems are solved with violence.

Not all, for sure. Just a good number of the ones we tend to get assigned to.

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