dion [spacecoast]

[verminous]

bahamut man take me by the hand

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[agamid]

[ starts to walk around the hotel room ]

[verminous]

[same. he's pacing while reading responses to this supremely unhelpful thread. hELP. SOMEONE.]

[agamid]

[ are there any books in this room ]

[verminous]

[i'm saying there's a book on butterflies because it's funny.]

[agamid]

[ knocks over the book ]

[verminous]

-Dion?

[picking up the book.]

What, uh, what is it.

[agamid]

[ presses his mouth to the book ]

[verminous]

-please don't eat that, they're gonna charge us for it.

[agamid]

[ NUDGES IT OPEN WITH HIS MOUTH

PRESSES MOUTH AGAINST THE WORDS ON THE PAGE ]

[verminous]

-oh! Oh, all right. H-hang on.

[pulling a fake flower out of a vase and handing it to him.]

Here. Use this for a pointer, I don't think your whole mouth's gonna be very accurate.

[agamid]

[ eats it ]

[agamid]

[ OH GOD HIS GOAT INSTINCTS GOT THE BETTER OF HIM STARTS CHOKING ]

[verminous]

[HE NEVER THOUGHT HE'D HAVE TO GIVE THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER TO A GOAT BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING]

Try and-- try and cough-!

[agamid]

[ coughs goatly ]

[verminous]

[is it actually getting the flower out does he have to stick his hand in a goat mouth]

[agamid]

[ stick it in gregor ]

[verminous]

[cautiously shoving his hand in dion's fucking goat mouth to try to pull out the flower he tried to EAT]

[agamid]

[ blarghghghghg

it comes out ]

[verminous]

...I'm gonna go wash my hand.

[agamid]

[ lays down

goat depression ]

[verminous]

[lays down next to him

roach depression]

[verminous]

[anyway, later, after throné has left them to suffer.]

... well. At least it worked.

[agamid]

... For better or worse.

[ he's emotionally exhausted ]

Admittedly not an experience I ever expected to have.

[verminous]

Believe me, neither did I.

...sorry 'bout that. I really didn't expect that can to do anything.

[agamid]

It's quite alright, you meant no harm and it was not done on purpose.

Though I was rather irritated at first.